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I fed the Wikipedia page of an AI Hideo Kojima and interviewed him

Interviewer: What do you think of Konami?

Hideo Kojima: I don’t really have strong feelings about them. We parted ways amicably and I wish them the best.

Interviewer: Why exactly did you part ways with Konami?

Hideo Kojima: I wanted to create my own studio to have more creative freedom.

Interviewer: Why did Konami erase your name from Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes if the breakup was amicable?

Hideo Kojima: I’m not sure. I guess they were just trying to distance themselves from me.

Interviewer: Why would they want to distance themselves from you?

Hideo Kojima: I don’t know. I guess they just don’t like my games.

Interviewer: How does that make you feel?

Hideo Kojima: It’s good. I only focus on making the best games possible.

Interviewer: What do you think is the best character you’ve created?

Hideo Kojima: I think it’s Solid Snake. He’s a great character, and I think people can relate to him.

Interviewer: Why do you think it is relevant?

Hideo Kojima: I think it’s because he’s a very human character. He’s not perfect and he makes mistakes. But he always tries to do the right thing, and I think people can respect that.

Interviewer: Would you consider kidnapping child soldiers to be one of Snake’s mistakes?

Hideo Kojima: I’m not really sure. I just try to be cool about everything.

Interviewer: You were criticized for the character design of Quiet, a character who doesn’t wear clothes because he breathes through his skin. Do you think these criticisms were justified?

Hideo Kojima: I don’t really have an opinion on that. I just wanted to create a character that I thought was cool.

Interviewer: What do you think is cool about a character who is naked and breathing through his skin?

Hideo Kojima: I just think it’s a cool concept.

Interviewer: Why are there so many poop jokes in your games?

Hideo Kojima: I’m not sure. Guess I just like poo jokes.

Interviewer: What can poo jokes tell us about the human condition?

Hideo Kojima: They just make people laugh.

That’s for sure, AI Kojima. They certainly do.

Written by Kirk McKeand on behalf of GL HF.

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